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That's Entertainment12th of 19 episodes in DiC season 1. Written by George Caragonne. First aired October 18, 1990.Previous episode: Night of the Creepers Next episode: I Found You...Evy |
General Hawk and Captain Krimov reminisce over movie star/USO personality Jackie Love as G.I. Joe Headquarters begins guarding a handheld fusion generator known as the MAP. Cobra attacks Headquarters and is easily driven off, but Sgt. Slaughter increases security for weeks, leading to low morale and strained tempers. To let off steam, Hawk invites Jackie Love to entertain the troops, but Cobra intercepts the communication, and Cobra Commander kidnaps Love with the intention of impersonating him in order to steal the device.
The disguised Commander gives a successful performance at Joe HQ, taking the Baroness along in the form of actress Fiona Diamond. She requests a tour from Capt. Krimov and knocks him out to steal the generator. Krimov sounds the alarm, and he and Hawk follow Cobra back to the studio they have taken over. As the real Love and Diamond are about to fed to the sharks, Hawk and Krimov stage a rescue, with a late assist from Sgt. Slaughter, and recover the celebrities and the device. Hawk's momentary confusion over the final fate of Love and Diamond are captured on film for the Joes to enjoy later.
Appearing Cast and Equipment
| Featured Characters | |||
| Capt. Krimov | 433 seconds | 48 lines | watching Road to Beirut, on guard duty, at performance, misled by "Fiona Diamond," rescuing Jackie Love, in audience at end |
| Hawk | 416 seconds | 50 lines | securing MAP, destroying Hammerhead, MCing Jackie Love in flashback, at performance, rescuing Jackie Love, in audience at end |
| Cobra Commander | 303 seconds | 37 lines | attacking Joe HQ, driving Rage, kidnapping and impersonating Jackie Love, flying Retaliator to Joe HQ, at captured studio |
| Sgt. Slaughter | 108 seconds | 8 lines | securing HQ to protect MAP, alerted when MAP is stolen, driving MBB to rescue Hawk and Krimov, in audience at end |
| Heavy Duty | 96 seconds | 9 lines | watching Road to Beirut, on guard duty, arguing with Krimov, meeting "Fiona Diamond," at HQ after theft of MAP |
| Baroness | 70 seconds | 4 lines | disguised as Fiona Diamond, asking Love to talk Cobra Cmdr out of pursuing a career in comedy |
| Metal-Head | 57 seconds | 2 lines | at Cobra briefing/tantrum, at captured studio after theft of MAP |
| Background Characters | |||
| Night Creeper Leader | 16 seconds | 1 line | operating camera at captured studio |
| Lady Jaye | 53 seconds | (silent) | watching Road to Beirut, restraining Capt. Krimov, at performance |
| Ambush | 46 seconds | (silent) | watching Road to Beirut |
| Rock 'n Roll | 25 seconds | (silent) | watching Road to Beirut |
| Rampart | 9 seconds | (silent) | at HQ when Cobra retreats and after theft of MAP |
| Capt. Grid-Iron | 7 seconds | (silent) | at HQ when Cobra retreats, at lunch |
| Scoop | 6 seconds | (silent) | restraining Heavy Duty |
| Bullhorn | 5 seconds | (silent) | at lunch at HQ |
| Freefall | 3 seconds | (silent) | at HQ after theft of MAP |
| Pathfinder | 3 seconds | (silent) | at HQ when Cobra retreats |
| Troops Appearing | |||
| Crimson Guard Immortal | 114 seconds | attacking Joe HQ, driving Rages, at Cobra briefing/tantrum, guarding Jackie Love | |
| Range-Viper | 66 seconds | at Cobra briefing/tantrum, guarding Jackie Love & crew, cornering Hawk and Krimov | |
| Desert Scorpion | 41 seconds | 3 lines | reporting news of Jackie Love's visit, at captured studio after theft of MAP |
| Incinerator | 29 seconds | at Cobra briefing/tantrum, raiding studio | |
| S.A.W.-Viper | 26 seconds | at Cobra briefing/tantrum | |
| Night Creeper | 3 seconds | above shark tank at captured studio, cornering Hawk and Krimov | |
| Laser-Viper | 2 seconds | aiding Cobra Cmdr's escape from Joe HQ (13:18-13:19) | |
| Vehicles Appearing | |||
| Mobile Battle Bunker | 31 seconds | being repaired at HQ, parked at HQ during Krimov's tour, used to rescue Hawk and Krimov | |
| Dominator | 24 seconds | used to extract Cobra Cmdr and Baroness from Joe HQ | |
| Hammerhead | 16 seconds | used to attack Joe HQ | |
| Rage | 16 seconds | used to attack Joe HQ | |
| Retaliator | 11 seconds | used by Cobra Cmdr to fly to Joe HQ | |
| Hammer | 2 seconds | parked at HQ during Krimov's tour (11:59-12:00) | |
| Non-Toy Characters: Jackie Love, Bing Crosby expy, Fiona Diamond, numerous generic Joes (not standard greenshirts) | |||
Misc. Notes
- On the DVDs from Shout! Factory, this episode is included in the Series 2, Season 1 set (Disc 3, Episode 5)
- The featured celebrities are based on Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, and Dorothy Lamour from the Road to... movie series of the 1940s.