A team of Joes steals data from a Cobra information center. The stolen disk reveals that Cobra recently bought a Texas dude ranch near a satellite farm. Wild Bill, Lady Jaye, Alpine, and Bazooka investigate and are welcomed by ranchers Ma and Pa, whose daughter takes a shine to Wild Bill. Underground, Cobra immediately identifies the Joes and assigns the Dreadnoks to harrass them. After being threatened by a loose bull and a horse spooked by a burr in its saddle, the Joes become suspicious. Wild Bill steers a stampede away from the solar power farm, and the consequent dust storm allows Zartan to enter and steal a chip that gives control of the satellites to Cobra.
That night, the Dreadnoks capture Alpine and Bazooka, as Lady Jaye follows the ranchers to Cobra's hideout. There she discovers Cobra intends to use the satellites to use sunbeams as a weapon, but she is quickly recognized. Outside, Mary Belle reveals herself to be the Baroness, but Wild Bill overpowers her and Zartan. Cobra transmits a ransom demand to Joe HQ and destroys the Golden Gate Bridge. The Joe Team assaults the ranch and dodges Cobra's beams by advancing on foot. The battle concludes when Wild Bill leads a stampede against Cobra's vehicles. Cobra's leaders escape in Trubble Bubbles, and later outside Joe HQ, Wild Bill reflects on his adventure with Snake Eyes and Timber.
Featured Characters
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Alpine | 216 seconds | 17 lines | leading raid on info center, investigating ranch disguised as Big Bob Austin
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Wild Bill | 208 seconds | 32 lines | leading Dragonflies at info center, investigating ranch disguised as Bill Austin
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Lady Jaye | 202 seconds | 18 lines | investigating ranch disguised as Jane Austin, then as Cobra tech
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Bazooka | 193 seconds | 16 lines | raiding info center, investigating ranch disguised as Little Bob Austin
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Cobra Commander | 153 seconds | 20 lines | using solar energy to melt Golden Gate Bridge from ranch hideout
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Flint | 125 seconds | 16 lines | leading extraction team, driving M.O.B.A.T. against ranch hideout
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Breaker | 114 seconds | 8 lines | raiding info center, at HQ during Cobra Cmdr's broadcast
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Snake Eyes | 108 seconds | | raiding info center, at HQ, assaulting ranch hideout
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Destro | 89 seconds | 9 lines | at control room beneath ranch hideout, driving Stinger against Joes
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Zartan | 64 seconds | 10 lines | disguised as ranch hand at hideout
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Baroness | 62 seconds | 8 lines | disguised as Mary Belle at ranch hideout, fleeing in Trubble Bubble
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Timber | 61 seconds | | raiding info center, assaulting ranch hideout
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Cover Girl | 45 seconds | 5 lines | driving R.A.M. to pick up Alpine's team, driving Wolverine against ranch hideout
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Scarlett | 42 seconds | 3 lines | driving Wolverine to pick up Alpine's team, at HQ, flying Skystrikers over ranch
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Buzzer | 39 seconds | 4 lines | disguised as ranch hand at hideout, driving ATV
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Torch | 39 seconds | 2 lines | disguised as ranch hand at hideout, driving ATV
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Ripper | 38 seconds | 2 lines | disguised as ranch hand at hideout, driving ATV
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Recondo | 17 seconds | 2 lines | scouting for assault on ranch hideout
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Ace | 9 seconds | 2 lines | led Skystrikers against ranch hideout
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Background Characters
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Shipwreck | 40 seconds | (silent) | at HQ during Cobra Cmdr's broadcast
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Roadblock | 18 seconds | 1 line | assaulting ranch hideout
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Spirit | 25 seconds | (silent) | at HQ during Cobra Cmdr's broadcast, assaulting ranch hideout
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Airborne | 12 seconds | (silent) | driving V.A.M.P. II to pick up Alpine's team, at HQ, assaulting ranch hideout
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Clutch | 5 seconds | (silent) | assaulting ranch hideout
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Footloose | 5 seconds | (silent) | at HQ during Cobra Cmdr's broadcast
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Troops Appearing
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Greenshirt | 35 seconds | | driving R.A.M.s, V.A.M.P.s, and M.O.B.A.T.s against ranch hideout
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Cobra | 13 seconds | 1 line | defending info center
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Cobra Officer | 6 seconds | | manning control room beneath ranch hideout
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Tele-Viper | 2 seconds | | operating camera during Cobra Cmdr's broadcast (15:30-31)
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Vehicles Appearing
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Trubble Bubble | 21 seconds | | used by Cobra leaders to escape ranch hideout
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Dragonfly | 18 seconds | | used against Cobra information center
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Wolverine | 17 seconds | | used against Cobra information center and ranch hideout
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Stinger | 16 seconds | | driven by Destro to defend ranch hideout
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M.O.B.A.T. | 11 seconds | | used against ranch hideout
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Skystriker | 10 seconds | | used against ranch hideout
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A.P.C. | 7 seconds | | used against ranch hideout
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Slugger | 7 seconds | | used against ranch hideout
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V.A.M.P. | 7 seconds | | used against ranch hideout
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R.A.M. | 5 seconds | | used against info center
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Mauler | 4 seconds | | used against ranch hideout
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V.A.M.P. Mark II | 4 seconds | | used to pick up Alpine's team at info center
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A.W.E. Striker | 1 second | | animation error for Destro's Stinger (18:39)
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Non-Toy Characters: unnamed Joe data analyst; Ma and Pa Joad.
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Non-Toy Equipment: blue Cobra three-wheelers; Wild Bill's Cadillac convertible.
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